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How do your review replies compare?
Paste the replies you have already published under your Google reviews. We compare them with the replies published by 423 UK cafés — how long yours run against the real median, how many break a check, and how many contain a sentence that also appears at another business.
What this does not tell you
It does not tell you where your star rating sits among other cafés, and it will not pretend to. What we read at each café is the reviews that already carry a reply — a sample, not the full picture. Turning that into “you are in the top quarter” would be a number we cannot stand behind.
So the comparison is confined to the thing we did measure properly: the replies themselves. That happens to be the part you control.
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