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measured in Ouseburn, Newcastle

How Ouseburn cafés answer their Google reviews

In August 2026 we read every reply we could find published by 10 cafés in Ouseburn — 38 of them. This page is what we counted. Nothing on it is estimated, and no business is named.

10
cafés read in Ouseburn
38
replies measured
15
median words (Newcastle 27)
16%
replies that break a check

Replies here run at or below the Newcastle median of 27 words. Short is fine — short and specific is what works. Short and generic is what most of these are. 47% of them touch nothing the reviewer actually wrote.

What Ouseburn reviewers actually write about

Counted across the 38 reviews we read here. Each one has its own page, with real examples and how the published replies handled them.

9coffee quality

One Ouseburn review, answered twice

★★★★★
the review

The phone start was very very very very very friendly and the latest to the turtle when you ask a question immediately answer us and they were very friendly and I give them five star and but one of the cashier was very horrible when I was very horrible as us that was very friendly and when you go to ask her us to feed a chicken and it’s two quid when I want to feed them again and a bit too creative and they did not let me feed the chickens again and they were the stuff was very horrible but the other stuff was very nice

published underneath

Hi ———, thanks for your review. We're sorry to hear that you did not have a good experience with our shop staff and we'd be keen to hear more if you could please email ——— - thank you.

anchoring0/ 100
points away from the page
what we would have written

Thank you for this — it means a good deal to the people who put the visit together.

anchoring0/ 100
no rule broken

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