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measured in Sherwood, Nottingham

How Sherwood cafés answer their Google reviews

In August 2026 we read every reply we could find published by 8 cafés in Sherwood97 of them. This page is what we counted. Nothing on it is estimated, and no business is named.

8
cafés read in Sherwood
97
replies measured
9
median words (Nottingham 31)
5%
replies that break a check

Replies here run at or below the Nottingham median of 31 words. Short is fine — short and specific is what works. Short and generic is what most of these are. 74% of them touch nothing the reviewer actually wrote.

What Sherwood reviewers actually write about

Counted across the 97 reviews we read here. Each one has its own page, with real examples and how the published replies handled them.

23coffee quality9price and value complaints5dogs, prams and access

One Sherwood review, answered twice

★★★★★
the review

——— visit to this cafe first time terrible mistake with the order but we decided to give them another try wish we hadn't, yet again only ordered poached eggs on toast and 2 drinks and after nearly finishing we had to ask about the drinks we had not received and then we were asked if we had ordered any ! On standing up to leave was then asked if we had payed, will definitely not be back.

published underneath

I'm sorry ro hear my staff forgot your drinks and had to be reminded, and at the time you left one of the girls who earlier took your payment had just finished her shift and forgot to mark down the payment. That's why the remaining staff member asked if you had paid when were leaving. ——— you said you had paid she accepted this and realised that the payment had not been marked down . Im sorry that you were put in this embarrassing situation. I have to be in the kitchen and trust my young staff to give a good service in the cafe, which they do, but on this occasion have fallen short of the service we aim to give. If you would like to come back to the shop I will give you a full refund or a free meal and drinks to the same value. Sometimes mistakes are made and I can only apologise most sincerely, ——— disappointed that your visit wasn't as enjoyable as I would wish it to be. I want everybody to have a lovely experience when they visit the cafe and try my best to make food and drinks and service as good as it can be .

anchoring100/ 100
promises something
what we would have written

The drinks going undelivered and then the question about payment — we can see why that would be the last visit. A simple order should be straightforward from start to finish, and two visits where it wasn't is a fair reason to draw a conclusion.

anchoring29/ 100
no rule broken

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