the review
We had never been to this wee gem of a place until our friends took us here for dinner. We absolutely loved it! Everything we ate was delicious and the service so personal. Look forward to returning
measured in Southside, Glasgow
Replying to Google reviews — Southside cafés
In August 2026 we read every reply we could find published by 6 cafés in Southside — 123 of them. This page is what we counted. Nothing on it is estimated, and no business is named.
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6
cafés read in Southside
123
replies measured
35
median words (Glasgow 17)
2%
replies that break a check
Replies here run longer than the Glasgow median — 35 words against 17. Longer is not better: past a certain point a reply reads as defensive, and the reader stops. 40% of them touch nothing the reviewer actually wrote.
What Southside reviewers actually write about
Counted across the 123 reviews we read here. Each one has its own page, with real examples and how the published replies handled them.
One Southside review, answered twice
★★★★★
published underneath
Well this is certainly a pat on the back ———, a pleasure to host you all and a warm glow of pride to get your esteemed praise 🙏
anchoring0/ 100
not how people talk
what we would have written
——— to hear dinner hit the mark — and that your friends made the introduction. We look forward to seeing you again.
anchoring25/ 100
no rule broken
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