the review
I had the peach ice tea it was the worst peach ice tea 2/08/2026. But friendly staff ——— village ——— tea ——— ice tea is 10/10 and Gloucester Road ——— tea ——— ice peach tea 10/10
measured in Clifton, Bristol
How Clifton cafés answer their Google reviews
In August 2026 we read every reply we could find published by 12 cafés in Clifton — 158 of them. This page is what we counted. Nothing on it is estimated, and no business is named.
12
cafés read in Clifton
158
replies measured
15
median words (Bristol 18)
7%
replies that break a check
Replies here run at or below the Bristol median of 18 words. Short is fine — short and specific is what works. Short and generic is what most of these are. 60% of them touch nothing the reviewer actually wrote.
Sentences shared between different Clifton cafés
These appear word-for-word under reviews at more than one business here. Nobody copied anyone — they arrived at the same sentence independently, which is what makes it a template.
“We look forward to seeing you again.”
2 cafésWhat Clifton reviewers actually write about
Counted across the 158 reviews we read here. Each one has its own page, with real examples and how the published replies handled them.
57coffee quality15allergy and dietary requirements7price and value complaints7dogs, prams and access
One Clifton review, answered twice
★★★★★
published underneath
Hello ———, I’m really disappointed to hear this. Could you please get in touch with us at ———
anchoring0/ 100
points away from the page
what we would have written
Thanks for the kind word about the team. ——— iced tea is one we're particular about — the balance between fruit and tea needs to hold without tipping sweet. We'd want it to stand on its own, not just against a benchmark.
anchoring3/ 100
no rule broken
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