the review
The most dirtiest place I've ever seen for a pub thank goodness I didn't have a drink or food table outside on the porch wad disgusting
measured in Kings Heath, Birmingham
How Kings Heath cafés answer their Google reviews
In August 2026 we read every reply we could find published by 8 cafés in Kings Heath — 100 of them. This page is what we counted. Nothing on it is estimated, and no business is named.
8
cafés read in Kings Heath
100
replies measured
24
median words (Birmingham 24)
14%
replies that break a check
Replies here run at or below the Birmingham median of 24 words. Short is fine — short and specific is what works. Short and generic is what most of these are. 55% of them touch nothing the reviewer actually wrote.
One Kings Heath review, answered twice
★★★★★
published underneath
——— ——— sorry to hear your experience in our ——— wasn't up to the usual high standards that we aim for. I can assure you that this is not the standard of cleanliness that we deliver in our ———, with us priding ourselves on being a clean ——— for people to enjoy. I would love for you to come back in and enjoy a complimentary meal on us, just so we can show you the true ——— experience. Please use this response as a form of proof to the team. Thank you for the feedback. ———. General Manager. ——— ———
anchoring0/ 100
promises somethingvoice slips
what we would have written
——— outside is something we take seriously — the tables and the terrace are checked and cleared regularly throughout the day. We're sorry the porch wasn't at the standard it should have been when you visited.
anchoring53/ 100
no rule broken
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